Reply #1: Bwahahaha, that was a good one, so you like parrot jokes... [View All]

[Thucydides]

A burglar breaks into an isolated country house after watching the whole family depart for a night out on the town. As he creeps across the darkened living room he hears a voice saying "I can see you and Jesus can see you". The burglar shines his penlight torch around the room, but sees nothing. He takes another step and he hears it again "I can see you and Jesus can see you". This time he realizes the voice comes from above and when he shines his torch around he sees a parrot sitting on top of a cupboard. It looks him in the eye and says "I can see you and Jesus can see you". The burglar laughs and says "You're just a parrot". The parrot looks him in the eye and says "I'm a parrot and my name is Ebenezer". The burglar laughs again and says "Ebenezer is a pretty silly name for a parrot". The parrot looks him in the eye, waits until he has stopped laughing and says:
"I agree completely and Jesus is a pretty silly name for a rotweiler".