Reply #59: I got one! Tacky ...don't read if you're gonna get pissed. [View All]

[ronnykmarshall]

Moses and Jesus are hanging out one day. After they slammed back a couple o' brews, Jesus turns to Moses. "Yo, Mo you think you can still do that partin' the water deal?" Moses shrugs and says "I dunno. Should I give it a try?" "Go for it!" Jesus tells his friend.

Moses walks up the sea and raises his arms and sea parts!

"Woooo HOOOO! Look at that! I'm the MAN!" Moses boasts. "OK, pal your turn. Do that walk on water thing." Moses challenges Jesus.

Jesus headed to the water and began to walk. He gets about 10 feet away from the shore and all is looking good. Jesus turns to Moses and flashes a big smile. Back on the shore, Moses gives him the "thumbs up"! Suddenly, Jesus sinks right to the bottom.

Shocked, Jesus swims back to shore. Moses helps his buddy out of the sea and sat down with him in the sand.

"Jeeze, Jesus. What happened?" Moses asked

"I don't know, Moze. I was walking along just like before. Every thing was goin' good and then BLAM! I sunk right to the bottom. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!" a puzzled Jesus exclaimed.

The old friends sat for a while wondering what when wrong.

"Oh my DAD!" Jesus shouted slapping his hand to his forehead. "The nail holes."