my own private den of hilarity on the third floor [View All]

[Bertha Venation]

Picture it: my open-air cubicle on the third floor. The floor on which several major GOP players (one is the lead lawyer on BC04 campaign finance) toil for the evil current resident at 1600 Penna Ave.

Items among plain view: 3 flags (U.S., CA, rainbow), my Dean for America bumper sticker, my photo of Mrs. V., and a large copy of the picture of the first gay couple married in SF. Also in plain view is a bulletin board -- can't be missed by anyone walking by. Among the firm bulletins are Doonesbury cartoons, snipped gay marriage announcements from the Washington Post, and a bumper sticker that reads "The Federal Marriage Amendment: Yes, let's write second-class citizenship into the Constitution!" and "over my DEAD BODY."

Today, I rejoice! because one of the newer GOP players has moved office to my side of the floor. Where once he walked by my desk maybe once a week or so, now he will walk by several times a day -- that route being the shortest between his office and the elevators.

Praise Jeebus! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa! :7