Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear On A Blind Date [View All]

[underpants]

This is Dave's Top ten contest. I deleted the names of the "winners".

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/



10. "Before we kiss, I should warn you that I might taste a bit like trout"

9. "Where shall we eat? Keeping in mind this electronic ankle bracelet allows me a 2-mile radius"

8. "If this goes well my dad wants to go out with you too"

7. "Excuse me, one of the voices in my head is trying to tell me something"

6. "Do you want to know how to say your name in Klingon?"

5. "You may recognize me as the 8 of Diamonds"

4. "Wanna come back to my place and make phone calls on behalf of the Kucinich campaign?"

3. "Once my divorce with Liza is final, I'm all yours"

2. "Do you mind if we make love in front of this webcam?"

1. "That'll be $300"