Reply #38: That people change sex every few years [View All]

[sweetheart]

It must have been kindergarten when i "learned" that this wasn't true.

I used to have lots of flying dreams as a kid, where i would
throw myself at the ground and fly by will, and when i doubted it, i would fall.... I tested it out and really hurt my chin.. oh well. :-)

I also used to believe that they meant it with "... with liberty
and justice for all." Now that i know it was a big lie, i've little
interest in the US state except to depose republicans.

I believed that semen was blue. I have no idea where i got that idea, perhaps toilet cleaning adverts... but somehow daddy would make a switch in his mind, and pee blue fluid on my mother to make her pregnant.