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mac56

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Fri Feb-20-04 12:41 PM
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38. What's the difference between a musician and an investment bond?

Edited on Fri Feb-20-04 01:39 PM by mac56

Eventually the bond will mature and earn money.

How do you know when there's a jazz musician at your door?
He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
To try and escape that horrible noise.

What's the difference between a moose and an orchestra?
With the moose, the horns are in front and the asshole's in back.

Take it!

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