Reply #18: Most of the males in my family are masons [View All]

[Rabrrrrrr]

They still drink and smoke and shoot deer and drive tractors and treat people like human beings and would kill anyone who evilly harassed someone else and they (mostly) vote democrat, so to me, Masons are way cool.

I also had the wonderful opportunity to befriend the Chief of Staff of a Shriner's Hospital, who was also a Shriner, and after that experience, and spending time in that hospital, I have near infinite respect for what the masons and shriners do.

I don't know that I've ever been as amazed as I was every goddamn time I was in that Shrinier's hospital, talking about patients with that man, and him showing me X-Rays, and talking about how much money Shriners were spending to fix up otherwise utterly disposable children from Fiji and Tonga and Tuvalu and Samoa, etc.

Anyone criticizes the masons, they can face the Rabrrrrrr Mighty Hand of Death.