Reply #21: Hee hee...you should tell him/her that.. (warning: explicit) [View All]

[CanuckAmok]

They secured their contract in that time-trusted manner as fashioned by such 'angry young' Canadian 'artists' before them as Avril Lavigne and Alannis Morisette--by sucking the company director's dick.

That should calm him/her down.

And if that fails, just invite him/her to the newspaper office for a complimentary tour, and as he/she walks in the front door, *!BAMM!*, the ol' 'snowshovel in the back of the head' routine. By the time the snow thaws to the point the authorities find the body, you'll be back in comfy Vancouver. I don't believe there's extradition between Alberta and BC, so you'll be laughin'!

You could also make a public announcement: If anyone is still talking about Nickelback in two years, you will give the angry reader $500 cash.


Plus, I've said this before, but at least you know someone's reading what you bother to write.