SO, last night I was at the local Wendys for a burger... [View All]

[Pierre.Suave]

and sitting a few tables away were a bunch of church ladies sitting around talking about how they would change their bodies if given the choice upon arrival in heaven...

This is where I come in to the story. After listening to their desired changes I asked a series of questions...

I began with, Is god perfect? They of course answered yes.

I continued with, is everything god does, perfect? Again, they predictably answered yes.

I then asked, if god indeed created everything? Again, yes.

Then, I asked, Did god create you? Again, yes.

So then I said, if god is perfect, and everything god does is perfect, and god created you, are you not perfect just the way you are?

crickets...but, but, but...We were just teasing.

to which I said, Oh so you are mocking god by suggesting he made you imperfect?

They got mad and left.