Reply #81: It's ok proles, he outed me... [View All]

[Maddy McCall]

I am a Republican Soccer Mom who stays home all day eating bonbons while calling up other RSMs and griping about the "welfare queen" in our church ladies' group.

After I get my nails polished, I jump in my SUV and drive past the homeless shelter to the gym, where, while I work out, I enjoy insulting the fatties.

Then, I pick up supper in styro containers from the local bbq joint, and my husband and 2.5 children sit down and thank god we are more fortunate than the losers I enjoy wailing/whaling on. We thank the maker that he made plenty of people less fortunate than us so that we can pass our days making fun of them.

When I tuck myself in bed, my husband and I do it missionary, and then I fall asleep and dream about the Hummer he will purchase for me tomorrow, if I give him a blow job. Thank god for suburban Republican life.

You outted me. Hope I don't get banned. :eyes: