Reply #10: Strength don't matter. [View All]

[Rabrrrrrr]

Stay away from the grain.

The only thing it is good for is mosquito bites and setting shit on fire.

It may seem macho to drink it, but really, it just shows that you're a lower class semi-educated shit destined for a life of janitorial services or other lower-class, immigrant-or-mentally-unstable-or-just-plain-lazy employment positions.

Seriously.

you're better off with the cheapest, shittiest vodka you can find than grain alcohol. And you'll still get a shitty, godawful, oh-please-kill-me hangover that you apparently so desire, but a) you will live (more likely), and b) maintain some respectibility if ever in your life you decide that you want to leave the ranks of the lower class trash and enter the world of respectibility.

You're best bet is to scrounge up a few more dollars and invest in a higher quality vodka - it might sound elitist, and that's fine - people can call me that all they want, I don't care, because I'm above that - but the truth is, the better quality the liquor, the less likely of a hangover (unless you binge). Cheap liquors are cheap because they are filled with extra shit. Pricier liquors or pricier because they are more refined, and have most impurities taken out - impurities which help make the hangovers far worse.

believe me and trust me on this.