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[TlalocW]

Is feeling the pressure of the campaign so he decides to ditch his secret service detail and disguise himself and walk around DC a bit to de-stress himself. He happens upon a comedy club and goes in. The main act is a ventriloquist and his dummy, and their whole routine is nothing but, "George Bush is so stupid" jokes.

After 15 minutes of this, Bush can't stand it anymore. He jumps to his feet, whips off his disguise and says, "I'm the president of the United States, and I deserve more respect than this!"

The ventriloquist is flabbergasted and starts to stammer an apology.

Bush interrupts, yelling, "I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee there!"

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