Does Skinner really drive "The Short Bus"? [View All]

[MichaelHarris]

and are we all enjoying the ride?

My mouse arrived just the other day,
He came to the world in the usual way.
But there were porn to surf, and debates to weigh.
He learned to cut and paste while I was away.
And he was clickin 'fore I knew it, and as he grew,
He'd say, "I'm gonna hi-light just like you, dad.
You know I'm gonna be like you."

My mouse turned ten just the other day.
He said, "Thanks for the laser, dad, come on let's play.
Can you teach me to scroll?" I said, "Not today,
I got a lot to do." He said, "That's ok."
And he rolled away, but his red laser never dimmmed,
Said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah.
You know I'm gonna be like him."



ps, I get to be goofy today because I'm sick. See Asscroft didn't update the terror alert and now I have like this ebola, sars, zanzabar virus thing. Take a pill and call me tomorrow.