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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 11:36 AM
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I bought a purse.
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It was advertised as a man-bag, but I like calling things what they are, and this is a goddamn purse and I love it.

It is black leather with a big shoulder strap and a million zippered pockets. I finally got sick of walking around with all this shit in my pockets, so I carry the following in my purse:

A multi-tool that includes a hammer, pliers, and knife.

Tissues

Glucose pills

Pens

Note pad

Cell phone

Wallet

Cigs

Lighter

Right now, a leash

The best part about owning a purse is waiting for some asshole on the street to make fun of you and then you can smash his fucking face in for him.
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