Reply #20: My Feeble Answers [View All]

[ProfessorGAC]

1. Who is cuter - the tubby Buddha or the surfer Jesus? Surfer Jeebus

2. If Christ had a pet, would it be a cat, dog or other animal? Dog

3. Do you think stain glass windows would look as good in your home as they do in a Catholic church? From the outside, yes. From the inside, no.

4. Did you ever want to convert to Judaism just so you don't have to shave in the morning? You could do that with Islam too! But, no.

5. What do you think God's last name is? Vah. As is Jaho Vah.

6. Why do you suppose vampires aren't supposed to like crosses? Dunno. Because it could used as a wooden stake?

7. Cooler car - the Pope-mobile or the Bat-mobile? Popemobile.

8. Have you ever invited a Jehovah's Witness into your home? Yes and made them fear me. Fun stuff.

9. Would you consider Mormonism to be a mainstream religion, or just a really large cult? Really large cult.

10. Who does God want to win the Stanley Cup this year? The Chicago Black Hawks, but God lacks dominion over the NHL. Go figure. All powerful and all knowing, but can't control the NHL.
The Professor