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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-15-08 06:13 PM
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Speaking of taxes.. this hillbilly went into the drug store for contraception
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Edited on Tue Apr-15-08 06:17 PM by Inchworm
He asked the pharmacist what the best way to stop from getting girls pregnant.

The pharmacist pointed out the condoms and suggested he use them.

Hillbilly said, "Ok, doc, how much I owe ya?"

"Three ninety plus tax."

Hillbilly exclaimed "Youch! Isn't there a better way to get them to stay on?!?"


I'll be here all week.

:hi:

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