Time for a... POPE JOKE!!! [View All]

[underpants]

So the Pope is in the US and he gets into his limo and rolls down the partition

"Say son do you think I could drive?" he asks the chauffeur "I never get to drive and since I am in the States I thought I might give it a try"

The driver swallows and thinks "Cripes! it's the Pope how can I say no"

"Uh sure sir of course whatever you want" so he pulls over and the Pope gets in.

The Pope says "Oh son you should get in the back, relax, enjoy yourself"

Again the chauffeur feels compelled to do what the Pope says.


Then the Pope just floors it. He is flying all over the place. Screaming through turns. Fishtailing. Totally out of control.

A DC cop sees this out of control limo and pulls him over. He walks up to the window and taps on it. The glass rolls down and the gasps. He recognizes the Pope, of course, looks around the rest of the limo and sees the guy in the back. The cop says,"I'll be right back"


The cop radios in "Yeah give me the chief" he waits..... finally "Chief yeah I pulled a guy over but I don't think I can give him a ticket"

"Is it a Senator?" the chief asks

"Nope" says the cop "more important than that"

"Is ....is it the PRESIDENT!?!?!" asks the chief

"Nope" says the cop "more important than that"





























"More important than the PRESIDENT? Who is it?!!?" the chief asks

The cop replies "I don't know...but the POPE is driving him around"


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