Ten things FDR would say if he were alive today [View All]

[Arkham House]

1. I guess none of my successors ever found those "special" pictures of J Edgar Hoover...
2. ...the ACTOR?????
3. Silly me--I thought the only thing we had to fear was fear itself--but Prescott Bush's son AND grandson? Holy Shit!
4. Where the hell was Jonas Salk when I needed him?
5. Guess they still haven't figured Pearl Harbor out yet...
6. That skinny, degenerate son of Joe Kennedy? HIM? Guess nobody ever discovered HIS "special pictures", either...
7. Why Quayle?
8. Cripes--look at the Republicans now, at the Bush administration...fuck it, I should have just declared martial law in 1933 when I had the chance...
9. ...there's a statue of Eleanor, too?
10. Watch the last episode of "24" next year--I show up at the very end..there's a REAL surprise ending...