Friday Night At The Chinese Buffet [View All]

[matcom]

first of all, we have a new buffet here in town that is FANTASTIC! some of the best Chinese food i have had.

now, MAYBE this is the Scorpion Bowl talking but....

To the stupid, fat fucker in the Harley Davidson t-shirt (yeah you, you stupid redneck....ever hear of a TREADMILL?).... it is a BUFFET! you don't HAVE to pile your plate so high with egg rolls and shrimp that your shrimp falls all over the floor while your trying to get your fucking 'trough' back to your booth. you know the booth. where you TAKE UP THE WHOLE FUCKING BENCH so the others in your party have to BOTH sit on the OTHER side? :eyes:

you CAN work on sucking down HUMAN portions of food if you so choose because YOU CAN FUCKING GO BACK FOR MORE you cretin! oh and next time you decide to go back? TRY THE GODDAMN SALAD AND FRUIT BAR! there IS more to dinner than fried wantons and pizza! (dumb mother fucker selects the PIZZA at a chinese restaurant) :eyes:

oh and to the teenagers mocking the Chinese staff that are forced to wait on the little pissants.... the next time you make fun of his accent i hope he pisses in your bottomless pitcher of Coke cause you aren't going to tip shit anyway and i hope HE has a urinary tract infection that night. :grr:

that's right lady. your "chubby" 11 year old could sure use ANOTHER plate of that mac 'n cheese the chinese are so famous for! go ahead: PILE IT ON!! it is ALL YOU CAN EAT after all! WOOOOOHOOOOO we 'Muricans gotta GET ALL WE CAN FOR ONE LOW PRICE BABY!!

fuck. what IS it with people at Buffet's? suddenly they ALL act like they are from some third-world fucking state! :eyes:

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