The Government Is Listening To And Erasing My Voicemail Messages!! [View All]

[arwalden]

I know it because there have been absolutely NO voicemail messages for the past two weeks!!! It must have been because of something I wrote here on DU. I know it!

It started off last month when I would hear my phone ring and I decide not to answer it... and just let it roll over to voice mail. But... then... NO VOICE MAIL MESSAGE! Weird, huh?

Normally, after someone leaves a voicemail message, my caller-ID screen displays the words "message waiting" so I'll know to call in and listen to my messages. But the government is FAST! They intercept the message and delete it BEFORE my caller-ID box is able to receive the signal letting me know that there's a message waiting.

Recently they have started intercepting the RING itself!! The G-men are so good, that they don't even let the call come through. This happens DOZENS of times a day when the phone doesn't ring.

THERE! Even as I type this, the phone is NOT RINGING again! Someone is trying to call me right now and it's going over to voice mail so that the government guys can listen to it and delete it.

Sometimes I'll pick up the phone at random times during the day, and you can hear them on the end of the line. I'll catch them by surprise and there's like this half-second of silence where you can hear them breathing. When they realize I've picked up the phone, they try to turn on the dial-tone sound as if everything is normal and nothing has happened. But I know better.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??? How can they do this to an innocent citizen??? I've done nothing wrong!