It's time for another "Things we'll never hear other DUers say" [View All]

[Rabrrrrrr]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=606131
(it's a long thread, but I just re-read it, and I have to say there is some really, really funny stuff in there)


I'll start:

NightTrain: "Screw your 45 collection. Did you hear the new Dokken/Britney Spears CD? Now that's @(&$*^# music, you and your *#&$@%^$ MC5 worship."


WillamPitt: "I hate writing and I couldn't give a @&$(%^# about politics. Now shut up because I'm calling American Idol to cast my vote for something that's important."


Rabrrrrrr: "'Survivor' DVDs are $35 per episode? That's it? Hell, give me two of each! I can't tell you how much I think it's worth supporting the network to ensure the long-term viability of that show. Without it, American culture and aesthetics would die a most horrible death. And I can't wait until Tom Cruise has another movie. It's my only ray of hope in an otherwise scary world."