What is Bill Clinton responsible for? [View All]

[scottcsmith]

We all know that conservatives like to blame Bill Clinton for a lot of different things. I got to thinking, what is Bill Clinton responsible for? And I came up with a list, based on hours of research. My list is probably not complete, but I'm sure my fellow DUers can help in creating a complete list of Bill Clinton's many, many transgressions.

In no particular order:

-- The boy band craze.
-- E-coli bacteria.
-- Martha Stewart's stock troubles.
-- Dr. Phil.
-- The movie Gigli.
-- Howard Dean's televised meltdown (Bill Clinton has eerie, unexplainable psychic powers).

-- Killing Clara Peller (The "Where's The Beef" lady from the 1980s, however, at this point, it's just a RUMOR).

-- Creating 90% of all "Gap" television advertisements (Bill's a busy guy).

-- Inventing the "mullet" with his brother, Roger.

What else has the evil Bill Clinton done?