Reply #25: Next Chick-Fil-A promo [View All]

[Dogmudgeon]

"Paddle More Fannies" -- come to Chick-Fil-A and get a Focus on the Family Dr. Dobson™ approved Paddle with Proverbs 22:16 written on one side, and your choice of Biblically-correct slogans on the other:

• "For the little Deer with the Bear behind"


• "Board of Education"


• "To Relieve Frustration: Grip Handle Firmly and Swing In Direction of Bare Bottom. Repeat as necessary."


• "Daddy's/Mommy's Rod of Correction"


• "Only You Can Prevent Liberals"

Made of 100% American Oaken Wood (a product of Taiwan and/or Nigeria), Focus on the Family's Dr. Dobson™ paddles will give any parent, Christian or hell-damned, years of service, or until the jackbooted Communist welfare officials show up and persecute you for your faith!

Collect All Five!

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