Reply #10: Other: On Hillary Clinton's Inauguration Day, Bush will... [View All]

[spuddonna]

...ride down 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. on his tricycle, dressed in his flight suit. As the 'clackety-clack' of baseball cards stuck in the spokes provides a background cadence, he furiously pedals and yells: "Mission Accomplished! Freedom is on the march! This is hard work! Bring it on!"

Then he hits a patch of horse crap from the DC mounted police, and goes skidding into a pack of Kerry supporters who begin to viciously whip him with heavily salted pretzel rods. As the salt pierces his tender flesh, Bush yells, "Uncle Dicky, help me!" But as Cheney passes in his limo, he rolls up his window, as he yells,"Sorry, W, I gotta catch a plane! Halliburton is helping me get to Brazil before the Feds catch me!"

Ok... I can dream!