Reply #11: Know what scares me? Japanese robots. [View All]

[DrWeird]

They seem all nice and pacified, what with their Pikachu's and Hello Kittie's.

But deep down they're seething with fury against us westerners on account of that war they had with Russia in 1908.

Everybody knows that the Japanese lead the world in robot technology. Did you not tremble in fear when Suzuki released footage of their latest robot stumble across a show room floor? What was that test for if not to scare us into submission?

If they can teach a robot to fall on its ass, pretty soon they'll have robots that can shoot guns. And they'll never feel pain, or get tired, or hungry. They'll just stumble along, destroying city after city.

Mark my words, in a few years the japanese will launch a secret robot attack. They'll sneak the robots onto our shores by hiding them in cargo containers and ship them into our ports. Where we're the most vulnerable!

And don't get me started on their cars. Didn't you see Transformers?! Sure, that camry gets good gas mileage now, but you'll wish you bought american when it's ripping out your spine with its enormous steel claws!