Reply #27: Here's something I posted last week [View All]

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THE ROCKNATION(TM) HANDY DANDY INSTANT BUSH REFUTER
If Bush says: Viet Nam war protestor
You say: "AAAAAAAWOLLLLLLLL!"

If Bush says: Tried to exploit intern
You say: Tried to exploit Jessica Lynch

If Bush says: Special interest groups
You say: Halliburton

If Bush says: Wants gay marriage
You say: Wants the draft

If Bush says: Hurt middle class by raising taxes
You say: Hurt middle class by raising unemployment

If Bush says: Mrs. Kerry's Walmart stock
You say: Mrs. Bush's driving record
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Contributed by NRK:
If Bush says: Massachusetts liberal
You say: Connecticut cowboy

If Bush says: effete latte-drinker
You say: scared of horses

If Bush says: Jane Fonda
You say: Ashcroft, Cheney, Perle, Wolfowitz, Rice, Rove, Armitage, Rumsfeld, Pryor, Pickering

If Bush says: Voted for IWR
You say: Fool me once, shame on...shame on...you?

If Bush says: flip-flopper
You say: divider

If Bush says: Doesn't support the troops
You say: I was one, you moron


We need to make a complete list

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