Reply #1: I'll simplify it for you [View All]

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

Here's there checklist:

Does the candidate.....

...hate minorities?
...hate the environment?
...hate average working people?
...hate peace?
...hate economic prosperity?
...hate taxes?
...hate poor people?
...hate people who need health care?
...hate all other countries (Israel not included)?
...hate personal privacy?
...hate pesky investigators trying to see official confidential documents containing evidence that may pertain to 9/11?
...hate all competitors to Halliburton?
...hate everyone who disagrees with the Bush regime?
...hate people who ask for silly things like "evidence of WMDs"?
...hate sex?
...hate Bill and Hillary Clinton?

If you answered "Yes" to most of these questions, this candidate gets the Official Halliburton-GOP Gold Seal of Approval!!!