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Another Bill C. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-04 07:08 PM
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15. Married a couple of times.
The first time was upstairs of a pizza parlor. Our witnesses didn't show up and the JP's wife was waiting for him to pick her up. We sent downstairs and asked a couple of customers to come up and be witnesses. Death did us part four years later.

The second time was in a restaurant on a Sunday. The place had no license for Sunday operation but we invited so many politicians, lawyers, and cops that no one would dare complain. It was one of the best parties ever. Death did us part ten years later.
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