America: Who Hates Whom? [View All]

[JailForBush]

Rwanda and the former Yugoslavia aren't the only examples of modern nations that are torn by internal strife. Let's face it: Americans hate each other.

Liberals hate the South and Texas. Conservatives hate Massachusetts and the "Left Coast." West Dakotans hate themselves, and genuine Native Hawaiians hate whites.

Conservatives and liberals hate each other. Democrats and Greens hate each other.

This polarizing hatred sometimes pushes certain groups into astonishingly similar camps; e.g. left-wing anarchists and right-wing militias.

Amazingly, most Americans are too busy hating each other to hate the real enemy. It's possible that more than 50% of U.S. citizens hate George W. Bush, but even many liberals adore Bill Gates, one of the world's greatest scumbags.

Hatred can be a powerful force for good when channeled in the right direction. But in the hands of Americans it's just a sad joke.