Reply #9: Here's how he'll do it.. [View All]

[SoCalDem]

Giuliani has some "personal baggage", so they will do the whole convention extravaganza thing, and Cheney will campaign like normal.. Somewhere around mid to late October, he will be rushed to the hospital (probably already has a reservation) and the doctors will say that the stress has aggravated his heart condition, and although he is a TRUE PATRIOT and would love to continue, the doctors are insisting that he "take it easy"..

In waltzes the "9-11 Hero of the Day" to save yet another day.. The election will be sooo close in time, and the faithful will be too afraid to bring up the BLATANT ADULTERY, and the other failings of 'Ole Rudy.. ..

That's how they will do it..


Cheney?? He'll emerge from the hospital , wave to the crowd, and then slink off to the White House basement , until he's sure that Giuliani can control junior.. When Poppy says it's ok, Dick will get a u-haul for all the money he stole, and head off to Texas and into the loving arms of Halliburton..:)