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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:58 AM
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38. A few more changes will be made too..
Along with the teaching of "intelligent design"...

In science:

1) The world is flat. (Have you actually seen it be round? No? didn't think so!)
2) The Earth is the center of the Universe. (Once again, prove that all of that stuff isn't going around us)
3) The world is only 6,000 years old, and all geological times scales will be changed to reflect this.

In medical studies:

1) Future doctors will be instructed to offer the following treatment for all ailments, "Have you tried Prayer?"
2) Drilling a hole in the head will be the accepted treatment for most psychological disorders.
3) Exocisiologist will be the newest medical practice

In English/Literature:

1) Only the works of "good" christian authors will be taught. (no more of the Liberal, leftist, socially conscious, blatently/latently homosexual, thought provoking, or generally interesting will be tolerated)
2) Only three acctepted books will be allowed in schools: The Bible, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must): The World According to Ann Coulter, and Mein Kampf.

Perhaps more later. :freak:
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