Reply #27: Bush /Quayle/Forbes-genetic productions of the elite US families [View All]

[underpants]

Indulge this whimsy if you will.

Under the football stadium at the University of Chicago they were not only working on THE BOMB but a highly secretive process of the most mighty US families to create the perfect candidate/figure head leader.

Steve Forbes was version 1.0-the harddrive worked fine but they needed to improve the outer shell.

Quayle was next. The outside was much improved but there were some wiring problems. The figured they could get the most out of the failed experiment but using him to soften the blow when they unveiled the W model. After Quayle "passed" the public's smell test they wouldn't have as much problem selling the model from the Bush family.

W was a mix of good and bad from the first two. Outside wasn't as pleasing as the model from the Danforth/Quayle line but it would pass, the inside fell well short of the Forbes line model but it would do.

They planned on perfecting the process but in the years after WWII budgets got a little tighter and it was hard to keep it a secret anymore so they scrapped the program.