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dkf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 02:16 PM Original message |
Bin Laden kept a journal of all the ways he wanted to kill you. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
1. Didn't even think he knew me. |
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sabrina 1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 02:21 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. Yes, he was after YOU! Now it's getting personal! |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 02:26 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. I was afraid to even leave my bunker until last week. |
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dkf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 03:08 PM Response to Reply #5 |
12. Well he has cost you thousands of dollars too. |
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sabrina 1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 03:20 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. He didn't cost me anything. The Bush administration used him |
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Hassin Bin Sober (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 09:16 AM Response to Reply #12 |
44. Catching OBL should have cost a Buck 'O Five ($1.05) but Bush had to start two wars. |
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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 11:54 AM Response to Reply #1 |
55. Trust me, I gave him your name... |
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Guy Whitey Corngood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 11:54 AM Response to Reply #1 |
56. But let's be honest. He wouldn't be the first person |
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DFW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
2. "Let me count the ways...." |
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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 03:06 PM Response to Reply #2 |
11. ONE-one thousand! TWO-one thousand! |
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A-Schwarzenegger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
3. I knew he didn't like me. |
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sabrina 1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
4. Good, so we won't be ending our WOT anytime soon. |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
6. What page am I on? Did he spell my name right? Did he have a ghost writer? |
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Spike89 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 03:02 PM Response to Original message |
8. Can't he just kill me one way? After that, it is just weird nt |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 09:09 AM Response to Reply #8 |
42. OBL got bored easily. |
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readmoreoften (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 03:04 PM Response to Original message |
9. So does every health insurance lobbyist in America. When do we turn the guns? |
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Mimosa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 03:24 PM Response to Reply #9 |
15. ^ LOL! True, that! LOL ^ n/t |
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buddysmellgood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 03:05 PM Response to Original message |
10. He was working on schemes with the kid from the Home Alone movies. |
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Mimosa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
14. Ohhh, I'm sooo scared.. |
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StarburstClock (583 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
16. Condi Rice "who would have ever thought of flying planes into buildings"? |
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Shandris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 11:55 AM Response to Reply #16 |
57. That was always my reaction too. |
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Diclotican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 01:03 PM Response to Reply #57 |
70. Shandris |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
17. P.47: "Destroy Medicare." |
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Modern_Matthew (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
18. How typical of a rich man. nt |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
19. I hope he spelled my name correctly. |
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GusBob (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
20. I cant believe people here are mocking this |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-11 05:22 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Welcome to DU.. |
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TorchTheWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 05:40 AM Response to Reply #21 |
26. there is a huge difference between going about your business and LAUGHING |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 06:48 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. People joke going on to the operating table, not everyone but a significant percentage. |
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Shandris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 11:56 AM Response to Reply #27 |
59. I do that. |
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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 01:15 AM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Little did bin Laden know that Man is a Feeling Creature, and hence, the greatest in the Universe |
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sabrina 1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 01:48 AM Response to Reply #20 |
23. And according to CNN there were no terror plans found in the |
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sufrommich (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 07:55 AM Response to Reply #23 |
30. CNN reported no such thing. nt |
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Solomon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 08:30 AM Response to Reply #30 |
37. Yeah and it's not joking that going on here, but an agenda. |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 09:30 AM Response to Reply #37 |
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sabrina 1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 11:37 AM Response to Reply #37 |
51. No, it's joking and here's why: |
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Solomon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 11:58 AM Response to Reply #51 |
60. I don't see where the OP said we should be scared at all. |
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sabrina 1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 12:17 PM Response to Reply #60 |
66. Yes, you are misreading me. I think you are |
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sabrina 1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 11:28 AM Response to Reply #30 |
49. Yes, they did: |
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hifiguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 11:52 AM Response to Reply #23 |
54. Whatever CNN said, you made a great point. |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 12:00 PM Response to Reply #23 |
62. They gave CNN all 10 terrabytes of info seized? |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 01:50 AM Response to Reply #20 |
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octothorpe (358 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 07:54 AM Response to Reply #20 |
29. But he was a professional terrorist. Isn't this to be expected? I put my ideas in a notebook too. |
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myrna minx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 08:42 AM Response to Reply #20 |
38. You are more likely to have someone you love killed by a drunk driver or a lightening strike than |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 12:07 PM Response to Reply #20 |
65. The aim of terror is to have people cowering in fear...and cause governments to panic. |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 01:52 AM Response to Original message |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 07:49 AM Response to Original message |
28. See, now? Handwriting is _not_ obsolete. (nt) |
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octothorpe (358 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 07:56 AM Response to Reply #28 |
31. lol. +1 |
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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 11:58 AM Response to Reply #28 |
61. BREAKING: Journal in cursive, over-55 experts hired to decode it |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 01:17 PM Response to Reply #61 |
71. I'm 45, but you're within a decade of the spectrum of expertise, so |
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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 09:12 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. Heh. Don't worry, I like cursive. |
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ellie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 07:57 AM Response to Original message |
32. Jesus, that guy was a jerk. |
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Incitatus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 07:59 AM Response to Original message |
33. If someone kills me, I'm gonna be fucking pissed. nt |
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themadstork (797 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 08:06 AM Response to Original message |
34. Already beat him to it. |
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Bragi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 08:07 AM Response to Original message |
35. "U.S. officials say..." |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 08:10 AM Response to Original message |
36. And every two years |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 08:46 AM Response to Original message |
39. I'll bet he loved it when the GOP attacked the old and the poor... |
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ChoppinBroccoli (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 08:47 AM Response to Original message |
40. Get On The Bus, Gus; Make A New Plan, Stan |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 09:05 AM Response to Original message |
41. You should see the section on "ways to kill with jello" >shudder. It ain't pretty... |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 09:13 AM Response to Original message |
43. Like the Church lady would say: Isn't that special? |
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jorno67 (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 09:24 AM Response to Original message |
45. Just like Nixon! |
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OnyxCollie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 09:24 AM Response to Original message |
46. Terror plots REVEALED. |
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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 11:56 AM Response to Reply #46 |
58. That's a frightening report on how they are trying to think up ever more ingenious ways to kill us. |
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The2ndWheel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 09:37 AM Response to Original message |
48. Always interesting which details governments give out, and which they don't |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 11:40 AM Response to Reply #48 |
52. Surely you're not saying . . . |
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Autumn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 12:27 PM Response to Reply #48 |
68. Very interesting isn't it. |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 11:34 AM Response to Original message |
50. Just like Ted Kaczynski |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
53. Was killing me softly with his song on the list? |
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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 12:04 PM Response to Reply #53 |
64. 22. Tidal Waves. 23. Earth Quakes 24. "HOT HAIL" |
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myrna minx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
63. Time Magazine's "Person of the Year: 2006"?!?!? |
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Autumn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
67. He's not the only one. I don't scare easily. |
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quinnox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-11 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
69. wasn't scared before, and feel no safer now |
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