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Tyrs WolfDaemon

(2,289 posts)
25. Don't bother with all the fancy stuff just yet
Wed May 20, 2020, 11:52 PM
May 2020

Last edited Thu May 21, 2020, 12:23 AM - Edit history (1)

Just try pissing into the portal until you find the point where it pisses back at you. Then you bring out the easy-bake...I mean microwave oven.




edit: (I forgot to say that I meant that comment in complete jest. One should never piss into an active time portal/dilation point. It can lead to odd questions and situations later or even before the peeing event occurs. Just trust me on that one, you probably don't want to hear the details )

Dunno why this is so mind-bending--- every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Right? TreasonousBastard May 2020 #1
Hey they found the upside down! nt abakan May 2020 #2
+100000 Celerity May 2020 #4
Just so there are no demogorgans AllyCat May 2020 #12
an explanation for bizarro trumpworld, where lies are truth? NRaleighLiberal May 2020 #3
Kickin' Faux pas May 2020 #5
Oh cool, they've found it! 2naSalit May 2020 #6
Yea I'm on the next worm hole there. Pepsidog May 2020 #21
Would that mean the asshole lost? I want to go. Lochloosa May 2020 #7
I sure hope MFM008 May 2020 #8
Almost sounds like electronic theory of hole flow. Baked Potato May 2020 #9
Stop the world... Harker May 2020 #10
I swear, once in high school I saw a clock go backwards underpants May 2020 #11
Right, Dude! And I saw the moon stop in its path for five full minutes! I was timing it! Nitram May 2020 #19
Super interesting - Thx JDC May 2020 #13
Message auto-removed Name removed May 2020 #14
touche Celerity May 2020 #15
¿sʍǝu ɓuᴉʞɐǝɹq sᴉɥʇ sᴉ ʎɥM LudwigPastorius May 2020 #16
Oh too funny! Canoe52 May 2020 #22
Interesting. I know that models for anti-matter... Buckeye_Democrat May 2020 #17
Just take me back to when Apple was 2 bucks a share. oldsoftie May 2020 #18
A time portal in my house. spike jones May 2020 #20
Don't bother with all the fancy stuff just yet Tyrs WolfDaemon May 2020 #25
Some Corgigal May 2020 #23
Looks like a Salvador Dali universe kimbutgar May 2020 #24
More Miro than Dali to me Celerity May 2020 #28
Makes a lot of sense to me. NoRoadUntravelled May 2020 #26
I always wave to myself when I pass. hunter May 2020 #27
"Yesterday, upon the stair, LudwigPastorius May 2020 #31
Thinking about effect preceding cause does my head in Ron Obvious May 2020 #29
"Go ask Alice"? saidsimplesimon May 2020 #30
Anyone here ever read: PCIntern May 2020 #32
Of course it was discovered in 2016! Wawannabe May 2020 #33
The GOP live in that alternate universe. CaptainTruth May 2020 #34
Yes, I heard about this next year. n/t Beartracks May 2020 #35
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