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The Velveteen Ocelot

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3. Not with me, they don't.

Reply to Segami (Original post)

Thu Jul 3, 2014, 06:03 PM

Jul 2014

GOPer with new girlfriend: "Do you use birth control? I need to know that before we have sex together."
Girlfriend: "Of course I use birth control. I don't want to get pregnant right now."
GOPer: "Birth control is against my religion. Women who use it are sluts and whores."
Girlfriend: "Uhhh... So, you'll pay for my abortion if I get pregnant?"
GOPer: "Absolutely not! Abortion is totally against my religion!"
Girlfriend: "Then I assume you'll marry me if I get pregnant, or at least support our baby?"
GOPer: "....Uhhhh...."

(Sound of door slamming)

GOPer: "Wait, what? Women! I just don't get them, they're so emotional."

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Do Republican Men EVER HAVE SEX? [View all] Segami Jul 2014 OP

White suburban working class male republicans are fucking themselves all the time. Warren Stupidity Jul 2014 #1

sure. no door knob or woolly lamb is safe from them. roguevalley Jul 2014 #28

Ewww. "ReThugs" and "having sex" are words I never want to see in the same sentence. n/t CincyDem Jul 2014 #2

Yeah, I just had some images there too shenmue Jul 2014 #11

Yup! sheshe2 Jul 2014 #13

Can't unsee! Can't unsee! Initech Jul 2014 #30

Not with me, they don't. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2014 #3

BAM! Segami Jul 2014 #4

+2 nomorenomore08 Jul 2014 #9

Apparently with farm animals, according to Thad Cochran. Skidmore Jul 2014 #5

If your sex partner is an underage Dominican boy, you don't need BC. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2014 #6

in airport bathrooms in Minneapolis NightWatcher Jul 2014 #7

That would depend on ones stance longship Jul 2014 #20

I would posit that they have sex, but that they are incapable of making love. Lars39 Jul 2014 #8

In diapers with... tosh Jul 2014 #10

what's with their apostrophe abuse? Skittles Jul 2014 #12

They can't comma. rug Jul 2014 #14

Comma Comma Comma Sutra with me! longship Jul 2014 #21

For as long as I can remember tepublicans have always looked down their noses.... wandy Jul 2014 #15

They think sex is dirty because they've only had it with Republicans. nt SunSeeker Jul 2014 #25

They do, Jamaal510 Jul 2014 #16

"Irin Carmon, your an assault on our intelligence." winter is coming Jul 2014 #17

she is a reproductive rights advocate, appears on MSNBC JI7 Jul 2014 #32

sure they do very well dembotoz Jul 2014 #18

Republican men don't have normal sex meow2u3 Jul 2014 #19

With what? TheCowsCameHome Jul 2014 #22

What most infuriates me SheilaT Jul 2014 #23

Honestly I can't believe any of this. zeemike Jul 2014 #24

Agree. That's why they want us playing politics as a team sport. cui bono Jul 2014 #34

Sadly, apparently so. WinkyDink Jul 2014 #26

Did Erickson delete his nauseating, despicable tweet about being undecided about how catbyte Jul 2014 #27

Yes, but only in 30 second increments. SomethingFishy Jul 2014 #29

Oh, they have sex. They just don't enjoy it. randome Jul 2014 #31

Many of them do but many get married young and have sex with their wives JI7 Jul 2014 #33

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