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jcgoldie

(11,613 posts)
Sat Aug 8, 2020, 11:45 PM Aug 2020

Sold a goat to a MAGA guy today... [View all]

A guy who has bought dairy goats from me for several years brought another guy looking for a black buck. I sold him one, I'm always excited to get rid of the bucks... they have limited demand in dairy herds of course. The doelings are like gold and any time I've advertised any they go in just a couple of weeks. But this is my second "buck year" in a row having almost twice as many boys as girls it was something like 16-9. Not too good, but with today's sale only 3 boys left from the spring... so here's why I'm telling the story here...

I loaded this little guy up in his van. He was born in March maybe 60-70 lbs fit in a large carrier. Then I went to the house to make out his registration paper with the dairy goat association and get a syringe with wormer to worm him on his way out. When I get back to the barn the guy steps out of the vehicle with a MAGA Trump 2020 hat on. He didn't have that on before but I would have probably took his $250 anyway given the alternative for these bucks would be somebody's freezer. When I sell them registered they go to breed and oh they do get excited about that!

I just ignored it but on his way out the drive he stops the van and says, "What do you think of my hat?"

My wife looks at me like "oh boy." I said, "Well I think it sucks, but I'm glad I got your money before you asked me that question!"

The guy looks concerned says, "Well you may want to rethink that because you don't want to live in a country where Biden is President."

I smiled and told him, "Look who knows but I've had 3 1/2 years to realize I sure as fuck don't want to live in this America where that hateful fool on your hat is the damn President!"

He peeled right out the driveway. My wife says thats why I don't get as much return business can't keep my mouth shut oh well!

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I think you did just right! CaliforniaPeggy Aug 2020 #1
Good story! Bayard Aug 2020 #2
Nope sorry jcgoldie Aug 2020 #3
Oh, the loud ones! MrsMatt Aug 2020 #32
I used to warn my co-workers not to ask me about politics or religion. They would not like my answer Midnight Writer Aug 2020 #4
I'm constantly amused that my co-workers assume I am Christian Buckeyeblue Aug 2020 #26
My state will vote for Biden. 3Hotdogs Aug 2020 #5
My state of Illinois too jcgoldie Aug 2020 #6
LOL! lunatica Aug 2020 #7
WTF. He brought it up and asked a question. You just answered it. GulfCoast66 Aug 2020 #8
Yeah I know there are a lot of vegetarians here... jcgoldie Aug 2020 #10
I'm an agricultural graduate. Originally Animal Science but plant genetics drew me to Agronomy. GulfCoast66 Aug 2020 #15
I am quasi-vegetarian, and wondering about goats. peacebuzzard Aug 2020 #21
Goats would be great to clear it but... jcgoldie Aug 2020 #22
Thanks, sounds great. peacebuzzard Aug 2020 #24
Will definitely be like pets jcgoldie Aug 2020 #25
thanks for heads up on the anemia/worming. peacebuzzard Aug 2020 #27
Just my two cents. Bantamfancier Aug 2020 #36
thanks, I will look them up. peacebuzzard Aug 2020 #45
Yes, we do. Bantamfancier Aug 2020 #50
I loved my little bantams. They are smart. peacebuzzard Aug 2020 #64
Don't know what variety of goats you run. GulfCoast66 Aug 2020 #30
I've had goats for 20 years jcgoldie Aug 2020 #31
I get it. GulfCoast66 Aug 2020 #35
You too bud jcgoldie Aug 2020 #38
Thanks. Really enjoyed the photos. GulfCoast66 Aug 2020 #40
Yep jcgoldie Aug 2020 #41
lol. heartless assassins of vegetation!!! peacebuzzard Aug 2020 #48
beautiful babies. peacebuzzard Aug 2020 #46
Goat's milk ice cream is - well, I don't have a word delicious enough. soldierant Aug 2020 #17
My nephew asked if I wanted a MAGA hat and I told him,,, Captain Zero Aug 2020 #47
Curried Goat! AnnieBW Aug 2020 #59
Good work, and elleng Aug 2020 #9
Well done jcgoldie, well done. nt iluvtennis Aug 2020 #11
your last sentence... thanks for the laugh. n/t orleans Aug 2020 #12
well, it *was* better musette_sf Aug 2020 #13
You know, he might take out his anger on the poor goat now ansible Aug 2020 #14
Everything is political fodder for Magats -- even the seemingly innocuous sale of a goat. diva77 Aug 2020 #16
So you sold a goat to an ass? Sucha NastyWoman Aug 2020 #18
You did the right thing. He tried to get a rise out of you by... brush Aug 2020 #19
I loved my goats pfitz59 Aug 2020 #20
What gets me is that without RW media, these ignorants wouldn't even know WHO is president DFW Aug 2020 #23
I think my reply in a situation like this would have been to furrow my brow and say... Mister Ed Aug 2020 #28
I would have asked him if he was smart enough to own a goat. Vinnie From Indy Aug 2020 #29
Hero of truth! colorado_ufo Aug 2020 #33
Good one! BlueJac Aug 2020 #34
You could get your goats one of these..... well, the sheep like them. flying_wahini Aug 2020 #37
I feel sorry for the goat... n/m orwell Aug 2020 #39
me too:) blueseas Aug 2020 #42
I guess I would have just said HuskyOffset Aug 2020 #43
You said the right thing. Warpy Aug 2020 #44
Good on you! UserNotFound Aug 2020 #49
Applauding you for your candor Ferrets are Cool Aug 2020 #51
I'm glad you got his money first! calimary Aug 2020 #52
Dude is probably sitting at home... ECL213 Aug 2020 #53
Maybe "Then you better start packing because Biden IS going to be president not_the_one Aug 2020 #54
I thought they got goats free with their subscription to relayerbob Aug 2020 #55
I have long ago given up SayItLoud Aug 2020 #56
One way I respond to them is The Wizard Aug 2020 #62
One way I respond to them is The Wizard Aug 2020 #63
Sooo, you got paid skydive forever Aug 2020 #57
He may have bought your goat AnnieBW Aug 2020 #58
Good going. I never would have been so quick. BlancheSplanchnik Aug 2020 #60
Quick question... Grins Aug 2020 #61
Lotsa conservatives say that (you wouldn't want to live in this country if xxx is President). Dyedinthewoolliberal Aug 2020 #65
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