Borowitz: Trump freaks out after giant statue of Obama appears on WH lawn

[sarge43]

10. Damn I wish I had the skills and resources

That story would make a great animation

The statue striding up Penn Ave toward the WH, smiling and waving, like the Statue of Liberty in Ghostbusters II. It carefully pushes the fence aside and walks to the East Wing. The Secret Service guys look astonished, but rather pleased. The statue waves to them and points to the bedroom window. SSers give a kind of OK shrug. It goes to the window and looks in. Interior shot of the room: It's knee deep in fast food wrappers, coke cans and dirty towels - a hotel's staff nightmare. The walls are covered with TV screens. Moron is only a shadowy outline on the bed, barely seen by the flickering light from the screens. Reverse close up to the statue which smiles and waves to Moron. Quick back shot to the lawn where we hear horrific screams coming from the East Wing. The statue leaves, but on the way he winks at the SSers.