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Showing Original Post only (View all)There's going to be an October Surprise [View all]
How do I know? Because everything Trump knows about the presidency, he learned from the teevee. And everything he's learned from being on teevee, he's applied to the presidency.
Like everyone else, Trump has heard of this thing called the October Surprise. It's something the media talks about every four years, and like "rallies" or "polls" or a "convention" Trump understands that you can't have a proper presidential race without a good old "October Surprise." To have a presidential election without an October Surprise would be like having a birthday party without a cake.
So you can be sure that there will be an October Surprise. The good news is that just like his pathetic hold-a-Bible photo-op, or his cross-into-North-Korea moment, the "surprise" will probably be extremely manufactured and pointless, and most people will see through it immediately and mock him for it. What's that you say? The Justice Department is considering filing charges against Hillary Clinton? I'm shocked that this news is breaking in October of this election year!
Anyway, I don't know what the October Surprise will be -- I'm just very confident that there will be one. I can, however, 100% guarantee that at some point in the next few months, Trump will tweet at least one of the following phrases (in all-caps):
OCTOBER SURPRISE
OCTOBER SURPRISE!
OCTOBER SURPRISE?