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8. It has been my experience that when a sheet of product safety warnings says
Mon Jun 29, 2020, 12:07 AM
Jun 2020

something like:

"Do not hold product in your hand while inserting head in bucket and sticking fork into electrical outlet"

It is usually because some moron actually did that and sued them over it, since he wasn't warned not to attempt that act.

Okay, NOW I Get it! [View all] NanceGreggs Jun 2020 OP
Do not vote post lobotomy lame54 Jun 2020 #1
If some of these folks had to decide whether to breathe in first or... 3catwoman3 Jun 2020 #2
The manufacturer recommends: "It is not necessary to wear this condom for NCjack Jun 2020 #23
Catwoman nails it .... Nortbnd101 Jun 2020 #42
lol Sad but true! Mountain Mule Jun 2020 #3
Don't forget "this plastic bag is not a toy"! Grokenstein Jun 2020 #4
They are for the salt of the earth, you know morons. LiberalArkie Jun 2020 #5
Because it never gets old sarge43 Jun 2020 #14
The one movie that sums up the people in the world. As long as they are not Irish. LiberalArkie Jun 2020 #15
... Celerity Jun 2020 #30
Excellent! (Another Arkie speaking up) Hestia Jul 2020 #50
Good one!! Thekaspervote Jun 2020 #6
You made me snort wine out of my nose, LOL! Talitha Jun 2020 #7
It really said that? murielm99 Jun 2020 #17
I Just Checked My Stepladder ProfessorGAC Jun 2020 #20
It has been my experience that when a sheet of product safety warnings says Hock_Mir_Keyn_Chinek Jun 2020 #8
Yes it's true but ... FakeNoose Jul 2020 #52
A warning label presumes a level of reading comprehension that the best of them struggle to reach. Marcuse Jun 2020 #9
Yeah but, "unborn lives matter" Mazeltov Cocktail Jun 2020 #19
Define dumbest. Marcuse Jun 2020 #29
Hard to beat that one... Mazeltov Cocktail Jun 2020 #35
I'm guessing he was a joke WHILE he was a judge. nt Lord Ludd Jun 2020 #39
Exactly n/t Lulu KC Jul 2020 #46
They're the kind of people who would push the button that says "do not push". Initech Jun 2020 #10
The pence photo was my first thought. n/t catchnrelease Jun 2020 #11
LOL. Yup. nt SunSeeker Jun 2020 #12
Posted on a baby stroller sarge43 Jun 2020 #13
Do not consume labels.... on stuff like BLEACH and ANTI-FREEZE. Brainfodder Jun 2020 #16
They ought to also say don't inject. JudyM Jun 2020 #38
Great! hkp11 Jun 2020 #18
How About This Idea? ProfessorGAC Jun 2020 #21
Needs to be in cartoon form and yelled by Insanity Hannity. Hermit-The-Prog Jun 2020 #26
Hermit, Get The Storyboard! ProfessorGAC Jun 2020 #32
I swear it would be more effective than any order by any mayor, governor, or pee-resident! Hermit-The-Prog Jun 2020 #34
that might work... hkp11 Jun 2020 #37
Not for human consumption Dukkha Jun 2020 #22
Dear gawd - really? 3catwoman3 Jun 2020 #27
All a trump-humper would see is jab12 Jul 2020 #45
Also mnmoderatedem Jun 2020 #24
The sign says: NO Smoking! keithbvadu2 Jun 2020 #36
My favorite came on a blister pack of drill bits: "Do not use to sweep ashes". Hermit-The-Prog Jun 2020 #25
Given that drill bits are rather small, wouldn't using one... 3catwoman3 Jun 2020 #31
There was no explanation on the package. Hermit-The-Prog Jun 2020 #33
good one! n/t Lulu KC Jul 2020 #47
That was good! ananda Jun 2020 #28
My T.rumpinista sister-in-law bought a brand new Dyson vacuum Books_Tea_Alone Jun 2020 #40
Not a label as such, but... Lord Ludd Jun 2020 #41
My favorite Girl powers Jun 2020 #43
I keep thinking of the Bill Engval routine, "Here's your sign". niyad Jun 2020 #44
Don't look at the sun! OxQQme Jul 2020 #48
Remove blindfold before starting car. The Wizard Jul 2020 #49
do not remove tag from matress . AllaN01Bear Jul 2020 #51
Under penalty of LAW! smirkymonkey Jul 2020 #54
There should now be a label on CLOROX DFW Jul 2020 #53
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