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I_UndergroundPanther

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2. Hiding in the bathroom
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:40 PM
May 2020

Compusively flushing the toilet as he can't stop shitting, Chugging diet soda and wiping his greasy KFC fingers on the wall, blubbering as the orange makeup forms streaks of white on his petulant tantruming cowardly face.

Where the fuck is Trump? [View all] Solomon May 2020 OP
Locked in WH marlakay May 2020 #1
In the bunker. n/t IllinoisBirdWatcher May 2020 #8
Hiding in the bathroom I_UndergroundPanther May 2020 #2
If I was someone who could afford to fund authors, Jamastiene May 2020 #5
Hiding like the orange coward he is. Jamastiene May 2020 #3
Hiding under a bed in the residence. paleotn May 2020 #4
Oh, come on now... llmart May 2020 #19
Thought about that.... paleotn May 2020 #20
The bed in the Lincoln bedroom whistler162 May 2020 #29
There are journalists still there at the WH . . Iliyah May 2020 #6
Just when you thought there couldn't possibly be another book about what goes on Solomon May 2020 #7
Strategizing with his idiot inner circle how to fuck America nt live love laugh May 2020 #9
Two words: Gold Toilet Blue Owl May 2020 #10
Geting peed on by Malaria? BigDemVoter May 2020 #11
She must be in Maryland with Barron kskiska May 2020 #18
He wants his binkey, with a dusting of adderall Miigwech May 2020 #12
White people fucking up his race war. I love it! Solomon May 2020 #13
In his hidey hole, stuffing his gob with KFC. GoCubsGo May 2020 #14
wherever he is, he should stay there.. stillcool May 2020 #15
Planning his next act of stochastic terrorism. nt Maven May 2020 #16
If we're lucky his med team shot him with a tranquilizer gun and he's out for the next 24 hours Arazi May 2020 #17
I hope he is hiding under his desk. Ferrets are Cool May 2020 #21
There was a surprise visitor to the White House tonight that has him busy. Elwood P Dowd May 2020 #22
There he is! Kid Berwyn May 2020 #30
No One Expects the French Revolution. Captain Zero May 2020 #23
Drinking bleach and eating Chloroquine? imanamerican63 May 2020 #24
Watching TV, snorting Sudafed, and trying to find his phone. n/t blitzen May 2020 #25
Shouldn't he be out there making a statement to try and heal America? Solomon May 2020 #26
Tweeting about the "most vicious dogs" soothsayer May 2020 #27
Probably playing golf... Wounded Bear May 2020 #28
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