Dying forgotten, an obscure nothing of a man, his death briefly noted in the press

as a parenthetical aside in a "breaking" story about Jared and Ivanka being caught at BWI attempting to board an Israel-bound plane, attempting to flee justice after breaking their multi-million dollar bonds for graft, bribery, and other Trump family crimes.

Oh, how warm would be my heart's cockles were history to unfold that way!