PCIntern
PCIntern's JournalSo Kimberly Guilfoyle went to her plastic surgeon,
Dr Feelgreat for the forty-seventh time in three months with a complaint about her facial features. The doctor, tired of seeing her all the time said to her, “Kim, I think I’m going to try a new invention on you. It’s called “The Knob”. We place it under your skin above the hairline on the back of your head and each time you think there’s a sag somewhere, just give it a clockwise rotation until you hear it click, and it will pull everything tight. What do you think?”
She replied, “That sounds GREAT , doc. I can tell that the Best is Yet to Come!”
So the doc places the device under local anesthesia and sure enough, he doesn’t hear from her for eighteen months.
One morning he comes to his office and there’s an urgent message from Kimberly, “Doc!! I have to see you right away!! It’s an emergency!!” So he has his receptionist call her. He hears shortly thereafter that she’s arrived a placed into an exam room. He promptly enters the room, looks at her and says, “OK Kim, yes the bags under your eyes ARE your breasts. I don’t however, want to begin to talk about your beard.”
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Adapted from an “old joke “. I sincerely hope that I didn’t offend. But this group deserves every dose of this clap(trap).
A few thoughts on a quiet morning...
One of the intrinsic issues with humanity is that individuals for the most part do not understand consequences as they pertain to themselves. I cannot begin to tell you the number of people whom I have known who have performed some illegal act, justified it to themselves, and believed that they could justify it as well to the law-enforcement authorities, and then the judge. Individuals, and I am no exception, Have relationships, sever ties, obfuscate (to be polite), steal, Enter businesses, or professions, and sometimes even write posts for websites, without considering what may happen to them, if things go awry.
Now in the context of our favorite website, I would extend this to those who back a candidate or candidates who clearly elucidate their vision for “conservatism”, repression and retribution against perceived enemies. The vast number of individuals feel that they are sufficiently anonymous that this will not pertain to them personally, nor to their families and friends. An example of this occurred during the 1980 campaign for the presidency in which Ronald Reagan went to Pittsburgh, donned a hardhat, and joked with all the steel workers about welfare queens, and the like, as though he were one of the boys and the steelworkers were members of his Club.
We all know what happened to steel industry once Reagan became president and those jobs are never coming back to the United States . I guarantee you that every single one of the steelworkers who thought that Ronny was a great guy, had no idea that he, or she would be affected directly in such an untoward manner.
And so it is with this tinhorn Mussolini, who is running for the presidency. There is no question that there is a capability and a desire and willingness to jail political opponents, if not exterminate them. Anyone who believes that there is a limit to this man’s Nazi-like desires, and motivations, is utterly and completely fooling him or her self . The consequences will be dire for a great many people in this nation should he be sent to a throne : because the seat will become a throne and not a presidency.
The vast number of people reading this post know this, and I am aware that I am preaching to the choir , but it is imperative, that when we talk to so-called lower information voters, that we let them know in no U.N. certain terms that their world may be permanently turned upside down if he is elected.
Guantanamo, man,
He needs to be put in Guantanamo for inciting a revolution and rioting. This is going from insane to other-worldly.
“Bloodbath”? The time to act is now. The exponential curve of mental illness is really starting to take on straight-line vertical configuration.
Trump is a political Medusa
Medusa, for those who’ve forgotten their junior high school mythology training, was the goddess who had live snakes instead of hair, and was so horrifyingly repulsive that if one’s gaze fell upon her, that individual would turn into stone. It is extremely important to note that after she was beheaded by Perseus, he would use her head as a weapon because it still worked.
As we here and elsewhere have stated on many occasions, everything Trump touches dies, or more accurately, turns into metaphorical shit. Businesses, political parties, careers, professionals, institutions, consciences, and all other entities just wither when his presence and influence are at hand. It is inexorable and inevitable. No one and nothing has ever escaped this fate.
Yet, Trump lives on: he is a moneymaker for nearly everyone: media outlets, consultants on both sides, advertising agencies, and others, but there will come a time when he leaves this “mortal coil” for, I believe, the fires of Hades for all eternity.
Now there is going to be a movement in this country which is going to treat his visage and his memory as many who identify with Jesus do presently. The Party will show his face, as Perseus wielded the head of Medusa, and the masses of acolytes will pay homage to the One and Only. A mythology will be erected around him and all of the elements which we, the “Left”, are outraged by, will be mitigated by a series of lies and terrible distortions. He will be eulogized and held in the highest esteem imaginable.
Think not? He will be the face of “honesty”, of “forthrightness”, of bravery, fighting for the common good of the common man in what is left of America. Still not convinced? Then tell me the last time you heard anyone excoriate the memory of Ronald Reagan in the mass media, despite all the terrible occurrences during 1981- 1988 including but not limited to the terrorist bombing of the Marine barracks in Beirut, having ignored American and Israeli intelligence warning him of a possible attack, the Iran-Contra Scandal, and his obvious senility encroaching rapidly but disguised by a willing press as “normal aging”. Not one word even by so-called liberals.
Trump is next in the pantheon of “telling it like it really is”. God help us all.
Judge Cannon should understand THIS canon:
Everything and everyone that Trump touches turns to shit – their careers turned to shit, their public lives turn to shit, and they are destined for failure in every way possible.
She should recuse herself from the case and save her professional life. Believe me Judge, he will find a way to throw you under the bus when the time comes. No one is immune from his evil.
A morning joke...no...not Scarborough...
Which some of you I’m certain have already heard, but for the rest…
A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious.
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"Isn’t it terrible the way Biden stole the election?"
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