Hillarious bit from Manboobz

[BainsBane]

From the FAQ section:

Q) What’s the deal with the lady riding a chicken? A) That is a reference to a myth popular in the manosphere: that virtually all women spend their late teens and twenties “riding the alpha asshole cock carousel.” That is, they (allegedly) have near-constant sex with a lot of “alpha males” who are also assholes, while cruelly ignoring kind, nice, hard-working “beta males” until the time comes to settle down and get married. By which time the women are all ugly, adding further to the oppression of the hapless beta male. The “alpha asshole cock carousel” is also referred to as the “bad boy cock carousel.” In the graphic this “carousel” is depicted literally, and with a different sort of “cock” than originally implied.http://manboobz.com/faq/

Here I thought they didn't think we had sex. Now I learn my problem is having too much sex made me ugly, and that ugliness oppresses men. I'm depriving them of their right to marry a supermodel by not being a supermodel. How can I live with myself knowing that I've inflicted that kind of oppression on humanity?

[ismnotwasm]

1. Dumbass

And the irony is they think they "deserve" some sort of sexual reward.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. it appears some "women" never outgrow "riding the alpha asshole cock carousel" phase.

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[BainsBane]

3. It beats

The asshole betas.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. well, an asshole is an asshole. period. man or woman. :shrug:

at some point i lose interest in any asshole . . .

[BainsBane]

5. No question

But on the asshole spectrum, MRAs are number 1.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. fucking A got that right. we are in full agreement with that shit right there. -

wheeeeeeeeeeee doggies.

[seabeyond]

7. i love this man. thanks for posting this. great stuff. nt

[redqueen]

8. I love that graphic

Those losers consider any guy who's actually interesting, charming, nice, sexy, or simply good in bed, as an asshole.

Awwww, the jelliosity. How it amuses me.