omg could you even imagine Romney trying to give a funny speech?

[ZRT2209]

And then I said, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Grey Poupon?

anyone?

[MADem]

1. Trees are all the same height...like I was saying to Rafalca the other day....

Oh, I can picture him giving it the old college try, but I can also see it going all "pear shaped"--kind of like his visit to the Olympics where he mistook his role as a guest of the UK and thought he was the CEO in charge of inspecting the premises.

Such a tool...!

[GP6971]

3. Enjoy your

short stay

[illegaloperation]

4. Sure

Just mix and match the quotes from here: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/mittromney/a/Mitt-Romney-Quotes.htm

[Freddie]

5. He thought the one about the 47% and the Chinese factory

Was a funny speech. The audience was amused.

[lunatica]

6. Romeny has tried standup comedy

[Aristus]

7. He gave a lot of funny speeches.

"And then he asked me if I liked any sports teams. I told him 'a lot of my friends own sports teams.'

Hello? Is this thing on?"

[hopemountain]

8. what can we expect

from a closet milk drinker. (snl skit)

[thesquanderer]

9. Romney at the Al Smith dinner

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/watch-obama-and-romney-yuk-it-up-at-the-alfred-e-smith-dinner/

[treestar]

10. No

The effort would be funny if its own way

We would have several Romneyisms to make fun of

so glad he is not POTUS

[mythology]

11. While I spent months laughing at him,

I'm not sure that Romney was trying to be funny at any of those times.

[ZRT2209]

12. What is this thing you call "donut"?

[DFW]

13. Absolutely!

But never intentionally.

[mgcgulfcoast]

14. i thought every speech romney gave was funny

i laughed alot, lol

[Myrina]

15. The only thing that would be funny, is how un-funny it would be.

And how completely uncomfortable he'd look trying to deliver it.