My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary
Got it from a friend. We can use some laugh, or, at least, a chuckle.
Day 1 - I can do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month! Day 2 - Opening 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last! Day 3 - Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew?? Day 4 - 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas. Day 5 - Today I tried to make Hand Sanitizer.. It came out as Jello Shots!! Day 6 - I get to take the Garbage out. I'm So excited, I can't decide what to wear. Day 7 - Laughing way too much at my own jokes!! Day 8 - Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all your own ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business. Day 9 - I put wine bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping. Day 10 - Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He's a Web Designer. Day 11 - Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, "What the heck do you want now?" Day 12 - I realized why cats get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just mewed at a hummingbird. Day 13 - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidentally touch your face. Day 14 - Has anyone seen my bra? Plan to wear it for the Seder.
Day 15 - Will let Elijah in tonight, but only if he's wearing a mask and stays 6 ft. away.
HAPPY PASSOVER, EVERYONE!
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Made me 
! The one I saw had a dog instead of a cat and the person said something like "I think I just barked at a squirrel." LOL!
