Tiger Woods PGA Tour 14 - PS3 - Review.. or better titled 'Fuck You EA'

[Ohio Joe]

I'm angry about this game... I'm really angry about this game.

They seem to have decided they just don't give a shit about what they pump out even a little bit any more. This game has one purpose... To take your money... Pay to win is this motto here. Gone is the ability to buy courses with 'coins', these now buy various Power Up's only... And you don't get very many for how many coins you need to get them... And the only real way to get coins, without playing 10 hours a day, is to... Yes, buy them. Fuckers. Plus, the Power Up's are very powerful and pretty much the only way to get even close to the top of the leader board.

Fuck You EA.

Oh but maybe they made the engine better? No, Sorry, they made it worse. It looks a bit nicer but you pay a price for that eye candy in the form of a good 60-70% of your play time will be looking at load screens. Even when you get to play, they keep trying to cram various stats at you... I normally love stats but when they are incorrect stats in windows that cover 1/4 of your screen and never go away and making it impossible to see and aim your shot....

Fuck You EA.

They can't even get leader boards right... Fuckin-A, you see scores out of order all the fucking time and then a completely different leader board the next hole... WTF? Anything out of the top 100 never shows up at all... Maybe I should buy coins to get some cheats to do better...

Fuck You EA.

Did they at least keep the nice lobby they had for the online games? No. Fucking. Way. They, of course, turned it into an un-readable shit hole that makes you go through menu after menu (each with their own loading pause) to simply find out basic information on the round... like the fucking difficulty level.

Fuck You EA.

Over an hour to install.

Fuck You EA.

Bottom Line - A buggy piece of shit that thinks it's made of gold. Anyone involved in any way with this game being released should be ashamed... And never allowed to ever be involved with another game again.

Fuck You EA.

[CurtEastPoint]

1. EA?

[Ohio Joe]

2. EA = Electronic Arts

They are responsible for this abomination.

[Occulus]

3. AND SimCity 5. Disaster.

At least I got a free copy of Battlefield 3 out of it.

Because the SimCity 5 launch was SO. FUCKING. BAD. Worse than Diablo 3. By far.

But how did Bioshock Infinite do? Oh yes, it redefined the upper limit for video gaming quality, storytelling, visuals, gameplay, and immersion. Infinite proved that video games are a legitimate art form, easily the equal of television, radio, and film.

EA?

Never buying an EA game again. Never ever.

POS company.

[Evoman]

4. EA is one of the most hated American companies in online votes.

The other day, the dumbass CEO had this to say

http://consumerist.com/2013/04/05/ea-admits-it-can-do-better-but-blames-worst-company-success-on-homophobes-and-whiny-madden-fans/

[Ohio Joe]

5. Fuck you some more EA

So they put out a big patch for this piece of shit... And I am certain you will all be shocked that the patch did not fix a single major bug and only succeeded in making this shitty game even shittier. These assholes have now managed to add even more fucking load times to playing... Plus some fucking weird ass animation on the golfer that makes him look like he is dancing instead of letting you take a fucking shot. They also wiped out everyones stats... Fucking ass hats. Lets see... What else have they managed to fuck up... A number of holes where the wind is reversed from what it shows (shows 10mph going east but is really going west), invisible tree branches that always block tee shots on at least three holes (three I am certain but I suspect several more, I gotta keep a fucking chart to track the fucking bugs so I know when I'm going to be fucked before it happens), bunkers with no way out (oop's, hit THAT bunker... 10 strokes for you asshole), disappearing parts of equipment, landscape and golfer, Clubs that get reset to default shit clubs whenever the game feels like it (oh cool, I get to spend 45 minutes YET FUCKING AGAIN going back to the clubs I want to use), pins that no longer work (oh, did you spend real money on that? Too fucking bad asshole).

Shit design.

Shit coding.

Shit testing.

Pure greed.

Fuck you EA and everyone involved in with this game. Not a single one of you has an once of integrity or give so much as a single shit about gaming... Simply inexcusable for such shit to ever reach market.

Fuck you EA.