Tony Blair goes on a Peace Envoy visit to Israel.

[dipsydoodle]

While he is on a tour of Jerusalem
he suffers a heart attack and passes away.

The undertaker tells the British diplomats accompanying him,
“You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000,
or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just £100.”

The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute.
They come back to the undertaker,
to tell him they want Tony shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks,
“Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him back home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here
- and you would spend only £100?
With the money saved you could pay back some of the deficit,
fund the Olympic Games - or perhaps help the needy.”

The British Diplomats replied,
“Long ago a man died here, was buried here
and three days later he rose from the dead.
We just can't take the risk.”

[Bigmack]

1. This is a "zipper" joke....

I'm gonna unzip Blair and zip in Dumbya.

Change the money denomination, and you've got a great joke.

Or wishful thinking.