Tomcat Licorice Tells Michelle Obama to 'Sit Down,' And She Really Don't Want Those Problems

[JHan]

Earlier today, Tyrannosaurus Lobotomy crawled from out of her loft space in a Lululemon changing room trash can to tweet that Michelle Obama should “sit down” because Obama referred to her husband, Barack Obama, as a great president during a rally in Las Vegas.

Of course, a trash person formulating trash thoughts and opening their trash mouth to allow trash words to escape their trash tongue is about as predictable as a burp after a big gulp. Tadpole Lice is nothing but predictable, and this tweet would seem to fall under “Tiger Lockjaw goes Tiger Lockjaw.” But this time, Tornado Lupus set her sights on the wrong person.

Now, Michelle Obama (probably) isn’t going to respond to Typhoid Laboratory because that would require her to know who Tapeworm Lavatory is, and I doubt she does. Also, there’s that whole “we they go low, we go high“ thing.

But what Testicular Lettuce doesn’t realize is that there are some things we just ain’t going to allow her to do. Enter our homes. Make eye contact with our children. Taste our food. Love our Jesus. And, most notably, come at Michelle Obama.

https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/tomcat-licorice-tells-michelle-obama-to-sit-down-and-s-1829283672

Those are some good nicknames.

[MyOwnPeace]

1. GREAT stuff!

While I loved the response to the actual posting, I'm sorry that TL (oh, so many other names to use!) was allowed to utter such nonsense without any smack upside the head response to such bullshit claims.
The country owes PRESIDENT OBAMA a great amount of gratitude from saving us from the worst economic disaster since the depression, let alone the conditions to allow the amazing economic conditions that we are enjoying today.

GAWD, I hate these idiots!

[JHan]

3. I gotta admit I only shared because of the nicknames haha.

They're great.

[pansypoo53219]

2. ugh. twati. the new blond bitch. at least obama spoke in sentences.

not endless ramble garble.