Two Neighbors Named Hall & Oates Engage In Bloody Brawl

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DECEMBER 12--Hall told cops that he was bitten by Oates during a bloody confrontation Sunday night, according to a police report.

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Deputies with the Erie County Sheriff’s Office were dispatched to the home of Scott Hall, who reported that he had been bitten over the eye by Roger Oates. Hall “suffered a significant injury above his left eye,” noted investigators, who added that it appeared a “chunk of skin had almost been completely bit off.”

Hall, 40, said that he was in his garage watching football on TV when Oates (seen at right) arrived and charged at him in a “‘bull rush’ fashion.” Hall said that Oates and a cohort knocked him to the ground and began assaulting him.

During the altercation, Hall told deputies, Oates “bit him above the left eye causing the injury to his head.” Hall said that Oates, 48, was angry with him because he would not testify on his behalf in a court case

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/hall-and-oates-biting-assault-687451

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