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Initech

(100,063 posts)
Thu Apr 11, 2013, 05:28 PM Apr 2013

This guy wants to become a human maxi pad (no joke)

"Pad Gardner," as he calls himself, works at a movie theater in Panama City, Florida. A former theater major, he's a huge Twilight fan and an ardent gay-rights supporter. He loves vampires and werewolves. Next month he's doing a walk across America to raise awareness for his favorite cause: teaching women to avoid Toxic Shock Syndrome from tampons.

He sees a psychiatrist and a therapist regularly, perhaps to work through the sexual abuse he discusses on his YouTube channel, TheFemininePad. He's also active on Google+, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, and DeviantArt, posting regular updates and talking with his followers.

At the start of 2013, Gardner made four resolutions:


1. To get my legal first name changed to Pad.
2. To start preparing for life as a feminine pad.
3. To set a world record for having the largest pad collection.
4. To become a pink disposable feminine pad.

Risking ridicule, alienation, and backlash, Gardner has been diligently reaching out across a myriad of social networks looking for friends to support him in his ultimate goal: to serve his purpose for eight hours as an overnight pad (preferably a Kotex).

http://www.dailydot.com/society/florida-man-wants-to-be-kotex-maxi-pad/


Gross.
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This guy wants to become a human maxi pad (no joke) (Original Post) Initech Apr 2013 OP
Gross yes ... and you posted it here Trajan Apr 2013 #1
It's called the trash group button Tien1985 Apr 2013 #2
.... and I don't know about you, but this is like my new favorite spot on DU. Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #6
^ +1 Soylent Brice Apr 2013 #7
Hang on, I have to answer this. Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #4
Don't read MSN then. Initech Apr 2013 #5
I don't think it matters whether he's willing Tien1985 Apr 2013 #3
 

Trajan

(19,089 posts)
1. Gross yes ... and you posted it here
Thu Apr 11, 2013, 05:47 PM
Apr 2013

Why? ...

What next ? ... Guy wants to be urinal? ... Guy wants to eat poo?

C'mon ... where is your judgement?

How the FUCK do I remove this awful shithole of a forum from my stream?

Tien1985

(920 posts)
2. It's called the trash group button
Thu Apr 11, 2013, 07:02 PM
Apr 2013

Click the weird news heading and at the next page click trash this group. This fits the weird news group.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
6. .... and I don't know about you, but this is like my new favorite spot on DU.
Thu Apr 11, 2013, 07:51 PM
Apr 2013

Unpack the RV, honey, we're stayin'!

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